*FuN*

> sardar ki biwi bhaag gai
3 din baad wapis i to sardar ne poocha , *hun ki lain i ain?*
sardarni, *mobile da charger bhool gai c*

> sheikh petrol pump pe, *yaar ek rupay ka petrol daal do*
salesman, *aik rupay main kahan jana hai?*
sheikh, *jana to kahin nai,hum to waise hi paisay uratay hain*

> aik jahaz peshawar k qabristan main crash ho gaya.
the next day in newspaper,news i, *pathano ne do hazar laashain dhoond nikali.aur talash jari hai*